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Nabagsakan ako ng guyabanong bulok! Omg hahahaha.
Yes, I got beaten up by a rotten guyabano, and I was just standing by a friend's gate and talking when I felt the bloody fruit land on the left side of my head. Damn it, I've always known her father had planted those trees with an evil motive, and now I know what it is: making sure the fruits fall on people's heads when they get too lazy to pick them. They just have too many trees--guyabano, jackfruit, mango, avocado, you name it. We only have one small mango tree, and my uncle can't stop himself from picking a fruit as soon as it shows the slightest tinge of yellow.
Thank God it was a guyabano, though--if it had been a jackfruit, I would be having an internal hemorrhage right now.
I think my IQ had dropped 10 points. On the bright side, I am now in the mood to write a restaurant review.
[mood|
Screwed]
Yes, I got beaten up by a rotten guyabano, and I was just standing by a friend's gate and talking when I felt the bloody fruit land on the left side of my head. Damn it, I've always known her father had planted those trees with an evil motive, and now I know what it is: making sure the fruits fall on people's heads when they get too lazy to pick them. They just have too many trees--guyabano, jackfruit, mango, avocado, you name it. We only have one small mango tree, and my uncle can't stop himself from picking a fruit as soon as it shows the slightest tinge of yellow.
Thank God it was a guyabano, though--if it had been a jackfruit, I would be having an internal hemorrhage right now.
I think my IQ had dropped 10 points. On the bright side, I am now in the mood to write a restaurant review.
[mood|
Screwed]