Funny bits of the week

1. Trixie winning a microwave oven and hearing supergelatogirl and I laugh about it from about 30 ft away

2. "What?! Michael Slezak is free next Monday night, David Cook. So am I. We'll be sucking down mojitos at the bar across the street from our office around 7:30 p.m. Just sayin'." - Annie Barrett over at PopWatch

3. Arrested Development RTing my AD twit. Anything for the love of AD.

4. Astrodiva's spot-on reading for Chuck and dramashit. Seriously though, guys, it makes sense!

5. dramashit's types: the dirty musician/poet or the Jollibee guy.

6. Tobias Fünke (I love him): "I bought you a wedding ring...tone."

7. My parents debating on my exact birth time. Mom - 10:45AM, Daddy - around 3:45PM. This is the disadvantage of not making it to the hospital.

8. Bimbo on "Jobarack Obinay."

9. Sarah Palin is Bitter Ocampo.

10. RPattz confirming that Twatlight is SMeyer's masturbatory fantasy. FOR THE WIN. Not that the whole world doesn't know already.